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31 May 2010 @ 12:10 pm


under the cut is the full list to all my current stories (apart from some challenge fics.) if you are not old enough to be here then get back to the nickelodeon website

UPDATED 12/12/07

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i'm on warm milk and laxatives
24 December 2008 @ 12:29 pm
merry christmas one and all. see you on the other side (of december 25th, not as a ghost or anything.)
i'm on warm milk and laxatives
23 December 2008 @ 12:48 pm
following the pope's comments regarding homosexuality, it occurred to me that for someone so religious and godly, he looks pure evil.

now i'm not saying he's the devil incarnate, but:

if you're naughty this year, scary santa might give you some coal

i think i might go icon hunting later..

pretty random entry, i know..
i'm on warm milk and laxatives
19 December 2008 @ 02:33 pm
so my journal has a had a complete makeover and it's all down to the beautiful and talented thepinkrabbit so if you go to her journal or pass by her on your lj travels give her love and praise from me, she deserves it :D
i'm on warm milk and laxatives
22 October 2008 @ 10:06 am
hi all, I know it's been way long. took a much longer break than i thought but it's not over yet as i recently had some surgery done on monday and not through recovery yet :\ should be back up and running in a couple of weeks or so, but i just wanted to post a short entry now to let everyone know i'm alive and well and also to stop the journal from being shut down due to inactivity (do they still do that?)

anyway, i will be back online properly soon but until then i'll be away from here again so if i don't reply to anything, i'm not ignoring you, i'm just recovering!

oh, and no questions about the surgery will be answered so i wouldn't bother asking :P miss you guys and speak to you soon :)
i'm on warm milk and laxatives
11 July 2008 @ 12:34 pm
i'm not deleting and i'm not dead, i just need a break for a while.
i'm on warm milk and laxatives
09 July 2008 @ 01:33 pm
Is the weather making anyone else depressed? well, i'm not exactly depressed but it's sickening that every time i look out of the window there is just a non stop downpour of rain. why is it so miserable in fucking july? what the hell happened to this so called global warming??

I was just flicking through my f-list and saw starrose17's and thepinkrabbit's london entries, which i arranged to go to as well but couldn't make it in the end, but glad they had a good time and w00t for avenue Q.

useful links of the day:

sissyfight.com - it is ridiculously addictive but not many people are on there so it can be frustrating at times
nifty.org - porn fiction extravaganza
megadownload.net - seriously, this site is my favourite thing at the moment. so you know how many millions of files get uploaded to megadownload and rapidshare every day? well this site lets you search and download the files you want. i haven't tried it with porn because i've ran out of space for it now, but i've been going on tv episode download rampages and loving it. also, i don't know if it's because i'm doing it through this site, but rapidshare is no longer making me enter the security code with the cats on OR making me wait a couple of hours after downloading one thing. you still can't download more than one at a time on a free account but once it's done you can start another one. which is nice.

i can't muster up energy to write for myself any more, so if anyone has birthdays, or i've missed birthdays and you want fics, just leave a prompt and a pairing (apart from deductress, because i'm posting yours right after this) :P

BOLD what you've seen.
Underline what you own.
Star what you loved.
Strike what you hated.

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i'm on warm milk and laxatives
01 July 2008 @ 12:55 pm
upon posting this i learned that the spelling of enquire/inquire is different depending on country too. you really do learn something new every day :)
any july birthday people who want a fic? just leave a pairing and prompt and i'll probably get it to you two weeks later ;)

Title: The Plan
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Chocolate scented body lotion
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Harry Potter, you are in deep shit…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, some sex talk
Notes: Belated Birthday gift!fic for enchanted_jae x

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09 June 2008 @ 08:31 pm
Title: The Contest
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Between the two of us
Word Count: 748
Summary: Harry had never liked the idea of the Hot Gay Couple contest, but after Draco refused him sex, he found himself forced to enter…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language
Authors Notes: Couldn’t think of a better title

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