i love psycho!pink :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ddZPrJ8ROto&feature=channel_page

following the pope's comments regarding homosexuality, it occurred to me that for someone so religious and godly, he looks pure evil.

now i'm not saying he's the devil incarnate, but:









if you're naughty this year, scary santa might give you some coal





i think i might go icon hunting later..

pretty random entry, i know..

hi all, I know it's been way long. took a much longer break than i thought but it's not over yet as i recently had some surgery done on monday and not through recovery yet :\ should be back up and running in a couple of weeks or so, but i just wanted to post a short entry now to let everyone know i'm alive and well and also to stop the journal from being shut down due to inactivity (do they still do that?)

anyway, i will be back online properly soon but until then i'll be away from here again so if i don't reply to anything, i'm not ignoring you, i'm just recovering!

oh, and no questions about the surgery will be answered so i wouldn't bother asking :P miss you guys and speak to you soon :)

i'm not deleting and i'm not dead, i just need a break for a while.

Is the weather making anyone else depressed? well, i'm not exactly depressed but it's sickening that every time i look out of the window there is just a non stop downpour of rain. why is it so miserable in fucking july? what the hell happened to this so called global warming??


I was just flicking through my f-list and saw starrose17's and thepinkrabbit's london entries, which i arranged to go to as well but couldn't make it in the end, but glad they had a good time and w00t for avenue Q.


useful links of the day:

sissyfight.com - it is ridiculously addictive but not many people are on there so it can be frustrating at times
nifty.org - porn fiction extravaganza
megadownload.net - seriously, this site is my favourite thing at the moment. so you know how many millions of files get uploaded to megadownload and rapidshare every day? well this site lets you search and download the files you want. i haven't tried it with porn because i've ran out of space for it now, but i've been going on tv episode download rampages and loving it. also, i don't know if it's because i'm doing it through this site, but rapidshare is no longer making me enter the security code with the cats on OR making me wait a couple of hours after downloading one thing. you still can't download more than one at a time on a free account but once it's done you can start another one. which is nice.


i can't muster up energy to write for myself any more, so if anyone has birthdays, or i've missed birthdays and you want fics, just leave a prompt and a pairing (apart from anime_fangirl_3, because i'm posting yours right after this) :P


BOLD what you've seen.
Underline what you own.
Star what you loved.
Strike what you hated.

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upon posting this i learned that the spelling of enquire/inquire is different depending on country too. you really do learn something new every day :)
any july birthday people who want a fic? just leave a pairing and prompt and i'll probably get it to you two weeks later ;)

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Title: The Plan
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Chocolate scented body lotion
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Harry Potter, you are in deep shit…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, some sex talk
Notes: Belated Birthday gift!fic for enchanted_jae x


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Title: The Contest
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Between the two of us
Word Count: 748
Summary: Harry had never liked the idea of the Hot Gay Couple contest, but after Draco refused him sex, he found himself forced to enter…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language
Authors Notes: Couldn’t think of a better title


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Title: Feline Fiasco [Sequel to Pet Peeve]
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Change would do you good
Word Count: 1580
Summary: Harry returns Roger in exchange for another pet…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, animal cruelty (not graphic or prolonged)
Notes x-posted to my own journal, dracoharry100 and another, so apologies if you see it x3
Author Notes: Idea for sequel from imjustdifrent



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i've just gone through four or five pages on my f-list and surprised that nobody has upload this yet. so i present to you, tom felton playing guitar and singing a song:





i like the guitar and i like his voice but the lyrics are... erm. yeah. edit: i actually watched this from another link the other day and when i went to search for it just now to put in the entry, i found a couple of ones came up. so it might not be the same song i listened to.


in other news: i have been catching up on hp_rarities fics and have just finished reading the one written for me which was nothing short of fantastic. i don't want to be biased and only link to that one because all the stories i've read have been brilliant which just goes to show that sticking with familiarity isn't always best. you could miss out on a lot.


in other, other news: i have now acquired myself three fuck buddies. it's like guilt-free cheating because i'm not with any of them. and they're close too, so i don't have to actually make an effort to get sex. which is great for a lazy person like me.


in other, other, other news: i've been singing jesus christ superstar all day despite having never seen the film, only hearing the song for the first time the other day and the only lines i know being the chorus (and i don't even think i have that part right either).


in other, other, other... (gonna stop doing that now): my lovely jodie won the i'd do anything competition on saturday (yes, i watched it all and loved every second of it and i'm not ashamed ::hides::) and then my lovely big brother comes back on thursday to become addicted to all over again ::pets::


last but not least, if you are reading this: COME BACK gurliemoviegeek and lackofmendacity! miss you both :\

Title: Pet Peeve
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Feather
Word Count: 1400
Summary: Harry makes a purchase and Draco isn’t pleased…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, a little animal cruelty (not graphic or prolonged)
Notes: Birthday gift!fic for ravenpan x



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Title: Fun in the Cellar
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Unknown
Prompt: 3some
Word Count: 1360
Summary: Draco treats Harry to a surprise
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sex, domination, mention of drugs
Notes: Birthday gift!fic for harrysexmagick x


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Title: Hogwarts Relived
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 830
Summary: Harry and Draco go to couples counselling
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, once
Notes: Birthday gift!fic for lire_casander x


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ok so i was just going through my flist page when i reach the top (i start backwards and at the bottom and work my way up in chronological order) and see an advert for... HABBO HOTEL! i haven't been on that site in years but at one point it was the trend of the school and everyone was going on there. there used to be different rooms and you met up with people for parties and such. and people used to buy credits to get nice things to put in their rooms, only i was cheap and didn't buy anything so my rooms were threadbare and nobody ever came to visit me in mine :( oh and they sometimes had these maze rooms with literally hundreds of transportation devices in each room sending you off on a journey through time and space (and boosh, hee!) and when you eventually made it back the owner of the room gave you a prize. good times man, good times.


in other news, i think there's something wrong with my writing. i've got into a habit of starting a story one way and taking it in a completely different direction, not just with plot, but the way i write, the words i use and the tone and pacing of the story. while i don't hate it, maybe it's just me being critical, but i saw it in the fic below and you can judge for yourself. but yeah.


i replied to comments today and left a lot of "totally"'s everywhere which is weird as i hardly say that irl at all.


in other small time news, my new favourite word is kids's. on judge judy today there was this guy who was going against this woman and he claimed she had stolen his kids's bed and judge judy was like "HUH? WHAT?" in that bitch way of hers and then corrected him with "your KIDS bed" and he was like "i have two" and she said "still doesn't matter, it's KIDS not kids's" but he didn't listen and kept saying it. it doesn't sound as funny as i thought it was and the fact i thought it funny in the first place probably means it wasn't, but it entertained me.


oh, i can't believe i almost didn't include this, but i've done something horribly awful and something i said i would never ever do and i kind of liked it. i'm a horrible person. but don't let that stop you reading:


Title: Massive Retaliation
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Massive Retaliation
Word Count: 1900
Summary: Draco’s revenge goes horribly wrong for Harry
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language once or twice, hospital scenes
Notes: Birthday Month gift!fic for dysonrules x


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thank you everyone for the happy birthday's, fics, vgifts and anything else i might have missed XD will try and catch up on comments and reading when i've sorted myself out :)

i actually thought this was belated until i logged on and saw the special day was today ::is pleased::

Title: Happy Valentines Day
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Fluffy (I tried!) and dirty sex [edit]: i just looked at the prompt again to double-check it was right and it was actually dirty (but fluffy) sex ::cries:: i've done it the other way around. i hope you still like it::hugs::
Word Count: 1700
Summary: Harry didn’t like the first present so Draco comes up with another
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sex & sexual themes, domination
Notes: Birthday gift!fic for softly_sweetly x


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Title: Trick
Author: idontgiveafaux
[Re]Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Word Count: 2350
Summary: Some people don’t want to be found. Others make it their mission to find them.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sexual abuse & domination
Notes: Birthday gift!fic for lackofmendacity x


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i need to get back on track and write some vicious, violent, fucked-up, hardcore, nasty, twisted NC-17 fics. there is only so much PG i can take...


Title: The Thing
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt: Cockslap
Word Count: 950
Summary: Trapped, helpless and beaten, Harry gives up…
Warnings: (at your discretion) Some language, violence, blood
Notes: Belated birthday gift!fic for charlotteschaos x
Authors Notes: I really hate the title but couldn’t think of another one :\

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