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31 May 2010 @ 12:10 pm
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HALT,


FUCKFACE!



under the cut is the full list to all my current stories (apart from some challenge fics.) if you are not old enough to be here then get back to the nickelodeon website

UPDATED 12/12/07



A highly enjoyable read PG-13 - 550
Witch Weekly has another "exclusive"


A lesson in compromise PG-13 - 985
Harry and Draco are at different points in their relationship


A Midnight Snack PG-13 - 760
Harry’s filthy eating habits earn him a punishment from Draco


A selfish act G - 200
Draco doesn’t like Harry’s generosity


A year in the life of R - 800
Seasons spark up memories past


Art R - 800
Harry's inspired. Draco's horny.


As the world falls down PG - 180
Secrets are being kept and Harry doesn't like it


Baise-moi R - 450
Harry thinks of Draco when held at knifepoint


Bedtime Stories NC-17 - 1000
Harry wants a bedtime story from Draco. FluffPorn!


Bound R - 400
Challenge: chains


Breaking Point NC-17 - 750
Draco wants Harry to beg


Broken NC-17 - 3300
Draco swore revenge when Lucius was sent to Azkaban...



Cluedo G - 100
Challenge: Study


Come and apologise NC-17 - 1330
Harry gets Draco to say sorry in his own special way


Crash and burn G - 400
Harry talks about the relationship with his ex


Cross Words [Draco/Lucius] PG - 1110
Draco knows what buttons to push with Lucius.


Don't let go PG-13 - 400
War is over. Time to say goodbye


Draco's Detour G - 100
Challenge: Bath



Draco's Smirking Revenge [trilogy]</a> PG - around 2500 over 3 chapters
Part one
Part two
Part three


Dysfunction R - 170
Draco muses on his relationship


Ego G - 700
Draco feels hurt...


Final Formalities G - 400
The end of a relationship


Finale PG-13 - 400
Harry doesn't want to break Draco's heart...


Fucking Hard PG-13 - 1500
Money is power. Draco is loaded


Getting your own way: A guide by Draco Malfoy R - 877
What Draco wants, Draco gets [Draco/Lucius]


JP/C is love R - 200
Harry and Draco discuss Hollyoaks politics


Hold on to me PG-13 - 1000
A lost wand leads to a stressing day


Home Improvement G - 230
Harry and Draco come to a disagreement


In Cinemas Now PG-13 - 2100
Draco enjoys a trip to the cinema. Harry doesn't.


Interview with the Potters PG - 600
A magazine runs a feature on Harry and Draco


Just a fuck NC-17 - 1200
Draco doesn't need or want love


Kindness G - 200
Draco loves television


Lemsip G - 130
Draco's throat hurts. Whatever could he need?


Lights! Camera! Action! G - 600
Challenge: Silverware


Lost G - 500
Challenge: Mirror


Love is War PG-13 - 250
Draco muses...


Me, you and Loony too PG-13 - 1300
Challenge: I'm a believer


Misinterpreted Methods PG - 700
Challenge: Cake


Nightmares G - 260
Draco dreams of Harry


Pass the parcel G - 659
Alcohol mixed with party games and Draco do not mix...


Poetry PG-13 - 500
Harry and Draco reveal their wedding vows to each other


Rain R - 1135
Draco and Harry argue over who is the kinkiest


Rewriting History R - 2200
Challenge: Book


Ron's Birthday Party PG - 100
Challenge: Book


Royal Flush G - 300
Challenge: Chips


Saying goodbye G - 160
Draco can't bear to lose Harry


Secrets and lies PG-13 - 650
Harry gets caught out...


Seven R - 35,000 over 7 chapters
After the world Draco once knew comes to a crashing halt he and Harry are left to fend for themselves in Muggle London. What forced them together in the first place is very quickly about to become the thing that will ultimately destroy them both.


Shatter G - 300
Challenge: Moving house


Snuff NC-17 - 927
Harry likes living dangerously


Spit & rape NC-17 - 1400
Draco gets off on dominating Harry


Spotlight G - 285
Do not steal Draco's thunder!


Stars G - 150
Draco dreams of stars...


Straight boyfriend PG-13 - 750
Harry and Draco meet for the first time since breaking up


Study Session G - 411
Draco watches Harry...


Stupid spoiled whore video playset PG - 250
Hermione doesn't like Draco's choice of hero


Sunset Strip NC-17 - 1000
If one must make ends meet another must take advantage


Surprise! PG-13 - 500
Challenge: Leave it


Take me somewhere nice R - 970
A chance meeting affects her more than she thought it would


Technology R - 500
Harry and Draco have fun on the internet


That Morning/That Evening R - 1850 [combined]
Harry Potter, lying flat on his back in bed that morning, woke up rather abruptly and found his life turned upside down.


That took a lot of bottle R - 1500
House parties were not Draco’s strongest forte…


The Deflowering of Harry Potter R - 3330
Challenge: Amazement


The Dormant Doormat PG - 500
Challenge: Trifle


The fine line between NC-17 - 2000
Harry is at Draco's mercy


The Miracle Of Life PG-13 - 680
Draco has a hangover...


The Muggle Life PG-13 - 1700
Challenge: Ire


The Ride PG-13 - 750
Draco wants to get in touch with his muggle side... wherever that is


The Sorting Hat PG-13 - 530
Draco doesn't like public places that have people in them


The Vision R - 900
The Vision


Thursday G - 150
Draco is excited but Harry doesn't share the same feelings


Toxic PG-13 - 1300
Harry doesn’t like slutty schoolgirls...


Twister PG-13 - 300
Harry makes up his own rules for Twister and Draco goes along with them


Underjoyed NC-17 - 1400
If one must make ends meet another must take advantage [sequel to Sunset Strip]


Vengeance R - 600
Revenge is a dish best served cold


Weak PG - 470
Late night talk leads to a morning of regret for Harry


Wet behind the ears G - 200
Draco tries his hand at a crossword


Whore NC-17 - 1200
Whores are only good for one thing and Draco knows it


World Wide Web Woes PG - 600
Draco comes across an unflattering request
 
 
( 29 comments — Post a new comment )
hyaena laughing[info]liriaen on June 2nd, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
Dear, I haven't commented on your lovely 100quills before (because I'm stupid like that and sit on my hands a lot), and I understand your move go f-only. So it's rather lame of me to ask if you'd add me, but I'd regret missing the rest of that quills-table (and your sense of humour).
Then again, I'd understand if you were wary of newbies these days.
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on June 7th, 2007 10:23 am (UTC)
hey! i added you ::hugs::

and i only really locked it to save my own skin as LJ started to randomly delete diaries. i couldn't give a shit who reads any of my stuff. if they managed to search for it on here then they know full well what they were looking for :)
(Anonymous) on June 3rd, 2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
friend
I know I'm new, but I'd like to be your friend.
[info]shminzi on June 3rd, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
Hello
I would like to be your friend.
lttlemscrzy[info]lttlemscrzy on June 5th, 2007 02:02 am (UTC)
friend?...
wow...okay so i've been zoned out all day and i just realized that when i asked to be friended, i asked in the wrong spot so...can i be added please?
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on June 7th, 2007 10:27 am (UTC)
Re: friend?...
hey! i haven't been on for a while so that's why i haven't replied but friended you back :D
bahhum_bug[info]bahhum_bug on June 7th, 2007 02:44 am (UTC)
Hey, I've added you. :)
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on June 7th, 2007 10:30 am (UTC)
added back :)
Cats[info]catsintheattic on June 7th, 2007 11:05 am (UTC)
Friends? Because I would love to read the rest of your 100quills...
i'm on warm milk and laxatives: jeez[info]idontgiveafaux on June 8th, 2007 10:01 am (UTC)
added :)
Shadow_Wings_9[info]shadow_wings_9 on June 12th, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
may we please be livejournal friends? I am over the legal age and would like to read your fics :3
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on June 12th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
added :) and what an awesome icon! XD
Carol[info]senojlorac on June 13th, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC)
I was wondering if you'd like to join sutton_fans, it's a James Sutton community and we're looking for more members, especially those who are willing to post regularly with pics, icons or fanfic.
Rhapsody's Shadow[info]rhapsody032590 on June 20th, 2007 07:37 pm (UTC)
May I be add to your friends please?
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on June 26th, 2007 12:59 pm (UTC)
added :)
guin65[info]guin65 on June 24th, 2007 05:05 am (UTC)
friends
I would love to read the rest of your 100quills.... well over legal age.

i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on June 26th, 2007 01:07 pm (UTC)
Re: friends
added
shadowfox79[info]shadowfox79 on June 24th, 2007 08:58 pm (UTC)
Friend me? I love your fic.
withmoore: pocey - yaoi - hurt[info]withmoore on June 30th, 2007 10:53 pm (UTC)
umm.. hellu *waves*

I really wanna read your ficcies, friend me?

*facedesks* that sounded so rude.. >,<

withmoore[info]withmoore on June 30th, 2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
btw, forgot to write that I'm legal age for pr0n XD
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on July 1st, 2007 09:44 am (UTC)
enjoy the pr0n m'dear - friended back :)
withmoore[info]withmoore on July 1st, 2007 09:52 pm (UTC)
rawr! yummy pr0n here I come! XD
girl_who_scored: Snape[info]girl_who_scored on July 6th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
Hi, I'd like to read your porn. Add me please?
i'm on warm milk and laxatives: bowie[info]idontgiveafaux on July 25th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
'tis all unlocked now :)
hardstring[info]hardstring on July 20th, 2007 01:07 pm (UTC)
Hey...i was wondering if i could join here?
Hehehehehe.
Jessica: bunny loves you[info]imjustdifrent on May 7th, 2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
FYI: A possum is a grey creature with whitish-pink facial features and feet, who is covered with this bristly white hair and has a long snout. Being a night creature, it lurks on the side of the road and runs out to cross the road, scaring the shit out of unsuspecting American drivers.

Oh, and sometimes, it plays dead when scared. And I think they hang from trees with their weird long tails. Look it up on wikipedia or something for more info, but that's the best I can give.

That, and they eat other roadkill and dead animals. Yeah.
i'm on warm milk and laxatives[info]idontgiveafaux on May 10th, 2008 08:41 am (UTC)
ugh. no wonder people speak about them with such distaste. :\
(Anonymous) on August 27th, 2008 11:15 am (UTC)
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It.[info]greyflower_s on November 13th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
Hey, I used to have you added on my old journal.
(mp3_downloads.)
this is me adding you to my new one!:)
 
 

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